{"product_id":"minimalist-coasters","title":"Minimalist Coasters","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e🍷 \u003cstrong\u003eONE WORD COASTERS: BECAUSE SOMETIMES LESS IS MORE (LIKE YOUR WINE GLASS)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWhen your drink needs a throne but you're too tired for complete sentences! These minimalist ceramic coasters are serving major \"I can't even\" vibes with just one perfect word to match your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ CHOOSE YOUR MOOD (OR COLLECT THEM ALL)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCHILL (For when you're pretending to have your life together)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCHUG (Because adulting is hard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCOCKTAILS (Fancy way to say \"it's been a day\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCOFFEE (Your morning motivation in one word)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDRINK (When you're keeping it simple)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eGUZZLE (No judgment zone)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eRELAX (Permission slip to do nothing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSIP (For when you're trying to be classy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSLURP (Because manners are overrated)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eTHIRSTY (Story of your life) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWINE (Because water can't fix this)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎯 WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e4\" diameter of pure drink wisdom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThick ceramic with cork backing (like your emotional walls)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eIndividually packaged in kraft box (fancy, right?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePerfect for those who can't handle paragraphs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMix \u0026amp; match to tell your drink story\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMakes a perfect gift (or keep them all, we won't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMinimalists who still like to drink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePeople who communicate in single words\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour \"fancy\" friend who needs coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnyone who's tired of reading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCoffee addicts and wine enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat friend who's always \"thirsty\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Side effects may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSudden urges to speak in one-word sentences\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecreased vocabulary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased beverage consumption\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncontrollable desire to collect all styles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpeaking exclusively in coaster words\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e*Not responsible for any life changes involving becoming a minimalist or starting a one-word poetry career.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"8 Pack \/ Mixed Pack | Note Styles 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